MY HILARIOUS JOURNEY TO PERFECT CURLS
Picture this: a little girl with wild, unruly curls, desperately trying to tame her mane. That girl was me, and let me tell you, my curly hair was a real-life comedy show!
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My mom thought growing it long would straighten out the curl. Spoiler alert: it didn't. I ended up looking like a mini Rapunzel who'd stuck her finger in an electric socket. My dad, on the other hand, was Team Chop-It-Off. The result? A fluffy poodle head that would make even poodles laugh.
So there I was, stuck between a rock and a frizzy place. My hair was always in braids because it was easier to manage that way. But deep down, I dreamed of letting my natural curls run wild and free.
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Fast forward to adulthood. I finally found the holy grail of hair products – a conditioner that made my curls look amazing! It was like Christmas morning every time I washed my hair. But then, disaster struck.
The company that made my miracle product got sold, and suddenly, my hair started throwing a temper tantrum. It got drier, frizzier, and more unmanageable than ever. I kept using more and more conditioner, thinking that would help. Spoiler alert number two: it didn't.
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One day, I decided to play detective and investigate the ingredient list. And there they were – the sneaky culprits ruining my hair party: fatty alcohols. These are the same ingredients most hair companies use, and they're about as good for your curls as a sandpaper pillow.
That's when I had my light bulb moment. Why not create a conditioner that actually loves curly hair as much as we do? And so, Curly 911 was born!
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Here's the deal: we're creating a conditioner that is 100% alcohol-free. No fatty alcohols, no drying alcohols, no alcohols whatsoever. It's like a juice cleanse for your hair, but way more fun and much less hungry.
Our secret? We use only natural, pronounceable ingredients that nourish your curls. If you can't say it, we don't spray it!
Imagine a world where you wake up, look in the mirror, and your curls are already ready to rock and roll. No more hours spent fighting with your hair. No more hiding under hats or spending half your paycheck on hair products that promise the moon but deliver a cheese crater.
With Curly 911, your hair will be so bouncy and vibrant, people will ask if you've installed springs in your scalp. (Please don't actually do that. We can't be held responsible for scalp-spring incidents.)
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But here's the thing – we're just getting started. And we need YOUR help to make this curly dream a reality. Here's how you can join our curl revolution:
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Join our community! Share your curly hair stories and triumphs. Did your curls once eat your hairbrush? We want to hear about it!
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Support our Patreon account. Your contributions will help us create this amazing product and rescue curls everywhere from bad hair days.
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Spread the word! Tell your curly-haired friends about Curly 911. Together, we can end curl discrimination and bad hair days forever!
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Stay tuned for our product launch. Trust me, your curls will thank you.
Remember, life's too short for boring hair. So let's embrace our curls, laugh at our hair mishaps, and create a world where every curl can live its best life.
Join the Curly 911 community today. Because when it comes to great hair, we've got your curls covered!